9/11 Conspiracy Morons Buy Loads Of Stamps And Paper:

U.S. troops serving in Iraq may be getting more letters during mail call, but they won't be care packages — one group is sending them letters and DVDs claiming 9/11 was an “inside job” and that they should rethink why they’re fighting.

Mark Dice, founder of The Resistance, which he calls a media watchdog group, says that the U.S. government was responsible for the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and that the armed forces should know it.

“People want the facts. The Marines are hungry for the truth — what got them there [in Iraq], why are they risking their lives — and we’re going to help them understand that,” he told FOX News.

Dice plans to send letters and declassified government documents that he says can prove the government’s responsibility for the terrorist attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people — and he’s urging others to do the same.

But not everyone is thrilled that troops on the front lines may be bombarded by mail from Dice, a conspiracy theorist who believes that Freemasons worship Satan and that “the United States military has built enormous underground cities for the political elite.”

“These letters will end up in the toilet or on the firing range,” said Capt. Pete Hegseth, executive director of Vets for Freedom and a veteran of the Iraq War. “They just laugh off this kind of stuff.”

I've learned over time that there's no sense in debating these morons. The '9/11 was an inside job' argument is such a major part of their life they defend it like a wounded child. No amount of real, genuine facts or scientific evidence can shake them from their cherry-picked gibberish. 9/11 wasn't an inside job and the great argument to back up that statement is the government's own incompetence. The more attention you give these people, the more of them that will come out of the woodwork. It's an offensive assertion that has no basis in fact and I'm done arguing about it with lunatics and children who don't care to hear the truth.

Former Bush Speechwriter Battles 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists:

So I'm at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books. I've done my paneling duties, and I'm sitting under a tent to sign books. The (short) queue terminates, and up comes a guy with a videocamera.

"Remember me?" Amd I do - it's the same 9/11 denialist who showed up at a LA Public Library event I did some weeks ago.

"Still think I need stronger medication?" (A reference to what I'd told him at the prior encounter.)

I said: "Actually I regret I didn't tell you what my friend Christopher Hitchens told you - F—- off."

Frum blogged about the encounter on Sunday. I have to say, I feel for him. These conspiracy freaks are crossing the line from annoyance to stalker at a rapid pace. At some point you have to put your foot down and say enough is enough. Besides, the 9/11 'truther' guy filming the encounter is clearly unstable and quite possibly dangerous.

Mexican Official Was Nabbed Stealing White House BlackBerries:

Sources with knowledge of the incident said the official, Rafael Quintero Curiel, served as the lead press advance person for the Mexican Delegation and was responsible for handling logistics and guiding the Mexican media around at the conference. He took six or seven of the handheld devices from a table outside a special room in the hotel where the Mexican delegation was meeting with President Bush earlier this week.

Everyone entering the room was required to leave his or her cell phone, BlackBerry and other such devices on the table, a common practice when high-level meetings are held. American officials discovered their missing belongings when they were leaving the session.

It didn't take long before Secret Service officials reviewed videotape taken by a surveillance camera and found footage showing Quintero Curiel absconding with the BlackBerries.

He didn't pick those phones up to be nice, he denied having them at the airport. And just what was this Mexican officials response when he was cornered with the evidence clearly showing his crime? 'Diplomatic Immunity!' Odds are he'll face no punishment in Mexico.

It Was All The Product Of Fishing Line And Helium Balloons:

A Phoenix man says he caused the red light display that mystified thousands of people as it floated across the north Phoenix sky Monday night.

The man, who did not want to be identified, said he used fishing line to attach road flares to helium-filled balloons, then lit the flares and launched them a minute apart from his back yard. He said he believed turbulence created by a passing jet caused the balloons to move around.

Lino Mailo said he saw his next-door neighbor launch the balloons.

``I saw the guy releasing the balloons with the flares on them," Mailo said. ``There is no doubt that they came from here."

He added, ``I don't think it's a cool prank because it can panic people."

Phoenix Police helicopter pilot Bruce Bates, who saw the lights, said the balloons explanation makes sense.

``People say they saw different shapes -- a square, a diamond, an arrow, all these different shapes. Well, that's just the balloons moving around in the wind currents," he said.

Remember those lights in Arizona on Monday night? My apologizes to the faithful but they were apparently fake. The puppet master behind this show didn't need much in the way of material to fool countless media sources around the globe. Nothing to see here, move along...

The President Of Iran Calls The 9/11 Attacks Suspicious:

TEHRAN, Iran — Iran's hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cast doubt Wednesday over the U.S. version of the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks, calling it a pretext used to invade Afghanistan and Iraq.

Though Iran has condemned the Al Qaeda attacks on New York and Washington in the past, this was the third time in a week Ahmadinejad questioned the death toll, who was behind the attacks and how it happened.

"Four or five years ago, a suspicious event occurred in New York. A building collapsed and they said that 3,000 people had been killed but never published their names," Ahmadinejad told Iranians in the holy city of Qom.

Congratulations Jesse Ventura, you have some company in your 9/11 conspiracy club. This isn't the first time Ahmadinejad has cast doubt on the official 9/11 story. Hell, this isn't the first time he's cast doubt on a well documented massacre. Ahmadinejad doesn't believe the U.S. was attacked on 9/11, he doesn't believe the holocaust ever occurred and he doesn't believe that Israel has the right to exist. By the way, Ahmadinejad, here's a list of the 9/11 victim's names.