The AP Story Went With 'Calls Web Porn Story Outright Lies':

Marcy Jane Tiffany, wife of 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals Chief Judge Alex Kozinski, described some of the material stored on the home computer as raunchy and juvenile. Only a handful of files among hundreds had a "sexual aspect," but they were not pornography, she said.

"Alex is not into porn — he is into funny — and sometimes funny has a sexual character," Tiffany wrote in a nearly 2,000-word defense of her husband, posted on a Web site called patterico.com.

Of the several hundred files in the computer folder at issue, "the vast majority was cute, amusing and not in the least bit sexual in nature," Tiffany, a Torrance, Calif., lawyer, wrote. "The tiny percentage of the material that was sexual in nature was all of a humorous character."

The cache of material came to light while the judge was presiding in the criminal case against a porn movie distributor. A Beverly Hills lawyer who indicated he had a dispute with the 9th Circuit said he was the source of the Times article.

And Here's Why She's A Clueless Moron Blindly Supporting Him:

http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/sfo.mp4
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/bambi.flv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/?D=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/?M=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/music/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/?N=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/?D=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/?M=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/?S=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/optical/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/moscow.DOC
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/consent.htm
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/lehrer.rtf
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe.htm
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Fridays.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/jump.avi
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/SamGross/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/weird%20al/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/japanese.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/lights.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/optical.pps
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/20__.doc
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Health.doc
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Memo.roma.pdf
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/SNL-DeNiro.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/new/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Monthly_Man.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/texas.shootout/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/georgewwhathe.wmv
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/GreatestMovieLine.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/DUI-TEST-SCOTTISH.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/harmonic.motion.eml
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/whymomscan_tdoyoga.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Apr_6_RushLimbaugh.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/hard.days.night.yiddish.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/jaylobj.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/slingshot.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/consent_files/
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/deaf.ultimate.karakoke.wmv
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/COMPUTERENHANCEMENTS.doc
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/videodelmese_Yoga.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/BritishAmbassadorLetter.doc
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Flowchartofgettingsome.pps
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/SNL-SuspectedbertDeNiro.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/St.Marteen1.pps
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/piss_diver.wmv
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/menciaMountain.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/BestWomanDriver.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/TheformulaofSex.pps
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/CaughtOnFilm_21.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/ArrestedTexasStyle.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Why%20Women%20Live%20Longer/
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Howtoputonabra.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/passcontrol.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/divorce.doc1.pdf
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/MedicalAlert11.doc
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/ParkingExpert1.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/john.mccain.sings.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/Canadian%20currency/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/headache-cure-56.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/BadDayAtTheRodeo_1.WMV
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/chinesemassproduction.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/so_where_did_you_guys_last_have_sex.wmv
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/wife%20joke%20breaking_news.pdf
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/?M=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/weird%20al/?S=A
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/weird%20al/?N=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/music/?N=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/weird%20al/?D=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/optical/?N=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/optical/?M=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/truck-art/?S=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/music/?D=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/?S=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/?D=A
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/optical/?S=A
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http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/truck-art/?M=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/SamGross/?M=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/SamGross/?N=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/?N=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/truck-art/?D=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/?D=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/music/?S=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/?S=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/music/?M=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/SamGross/?D=A
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/truck-art/?N=D
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/printe.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/spoofs/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/WhyIQuitCourtReporting.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/SmartestKidinClass.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Ford_Police_Chase_1.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/terraboots.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Need%20glasses.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Whywomenhatesports_2.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/borrowthecar.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/consent_files/stylesheet081206.css
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/cellphones_1.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/bad_date.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/SneakyDog.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/WineOpener.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/ItalianChewingGum.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/camel_toe_sm_mov_files/batcss1.css
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/TellYourFriend_1.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/brahmabeer.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/youre.so.cool.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/captain_.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/DeWalt.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Trunk_Monkey1/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/cameltoe.htm
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/smartguy.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/toyota%20ac.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Howtoputonabra.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Momsaysok.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/beer.voodoo.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/glasses.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/VideoPhone.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/hamashiyach-duracell.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/beercaps.WMV
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Alwaysletherspeakfirst1.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/hd.tv.israel.small.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/molson_score.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/spartacus1_hi.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/beer.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/MercedesE-class.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Accolo-Rethink-Recruiting.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/learn.english.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Keta-Keta.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Burger%20King/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/korean.dhl.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/video.message.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Mercedes-beauty-brains.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/strip-poker.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/weird%20al/Unknown%20Artist/
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/hd.tv.israel.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/Travesurasporcelular.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/OPTICIAN.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/bunker.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/cameltoe/CamelToe2.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/SprintCrime.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/leather.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/TheNewGuy1.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/wedding_ring.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/cellphone.karma.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/MorningAfter-BeerCommercial.wmv
http://alex.kozinski.com/stuff/commercials/MercedesCommercial.wmv

Above is a complete cache of the files stored on Judge Kozinski's work computer. Were Kozinski working for the State in any capacity besides Judge he would be fired immediately for this alone. His wife claims he's 'into funny, not porn' but I'd like to hear her explain some of the files above. 'Camel Toe' at work, really? The man is a Judge and he's presiding over cases of censorship and pornography and he has images of nude women painted as cows on his office computer? Look, we've known for years about the endless problems in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. Nearly half of all rulings in the 9th Circuit are later overturned and claims of judicial activism are common. Do they really need a problem like this? Judge Kozinski made a major mistake in storing these files on a public, work related computer and he should pay for it with his job. It's cute that his wife is rushing to his defense but she should probably arm herself with the facts first.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Wants To Be The Next Martyr:

GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba — The accused mastermind of the worst terror attack in U.S. history told a Guantanamo Bay military judge Thursday that he wants to be put to death.

Marine Col. Ralph Kohlmann told the Al Qaeda leader that he could face the death penalty if convicted. Mohammed's response:

"Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time. I will, God willing, have this, by you."

The former No. 3 leader of Al Qaeda and four alleged co-conspirators were being arraigned Thursday in their long-awaited first appearance before a war-crimes tribunal. All five face death if convicted of war crimes including murder, conspiracy, attacking civilians and terrorism in the 2001 attacks, which killed 2,973 people.

Mohammed wore thick glasses and a turban and stroked a bushy gray beard, in stark contrast to the disheveled hair, unshaven face and T-shirt he wore when he was captured in Pakistan in 2003.

Case closed. I say we give the man what he's asking for...

'Horror Father' Warned Captives That He Would 'Gas Them':

AMSTETTEN, Austria -- An Austrian man who held his daughter captive for 24 years and fathered her seven children repeatedly warned his captives that they would be gassed if they tried to escape, a spokesman for investigators said Thursday.

The revelation came as authorities also said that Josef Fritzl forced his captive daughter to write a letter last year indicating he may have been planning to release her from the windowless dungeon where she lived with three of their children.

Police Col. Franz Polzer said Elisabeth Fritzl wrote in late 2007 to her family, who believed she had fled to a cult, that she wanted to return home but "it's not possible yet."

Not only did he force her to write this letter, he pretended to be her in a 1994 phone call. I must say, at risk of offending some, you almost have to give this guy some credit. I'm quite impressed with time-locked doors and an entire house, essentially, built under his own. Don't get me wrong, he's a vile, disgusting man who should spend the rest of his life in prison - but he did manage to pull this whole charade off for more than a quarter century.

Officials are also looking into claims that there was a 'second man' who entered the cellar on several occasions. Other outlets are reporting that a neighbor may have heard 'knocking' and pleas for help from the victims but brushed them off and told no one. The most disturbing development comes from the UK Sun which says the children communicate with 'growls' and walk around on all fours 'like a monkey.' These children will never live a normal life...

Officials: 31 Of 53 Girls From Sect Ranch Have Been Pregnant:

SAN ANTONIO (AP) - Texas child welfare officials say more than half the teen girls swept into state custody from a polygamist sect's ranch have been pregnant.

Child Protective Services spokesman Darrell Azar says 53 girls between the ages of 14 and 17 were living on the ranch in Eldorado. Of that group, 31 already have children or are pregnant.

State officials took custody of all 463 children at the Yearning For Zion Ranch more than three weeks ago after a raid prompted by calls to a domestic violence hotline.

They neglected to mention this stat during their appearance on Larry King Live. It's a pretty damning revelation that more than 50% of these teenagers are or have been pregnant.

An Atlanta Judge Tosses All Whites Out Of His Court Room:



Let me ask you this, if a white judge removed all blacks from his court room to speak directly to the whites who remained would he be deemed racist? I think that he most certainly would. In a day and age when Al Sharpton rushes to the defense of rapists because of their skin color, you can better believe someone would cause a fuss over this if it were reversed. Was what Judge Marvin Arrington did wrong?