The AP Story Went With 'Calls Web Porn Story Outright Lies':

Marcy Jane Tiffany, wife of 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals Chief Judge Alex Kozinski, described some of the material stored on the home computer as raunchy and juvenile. Only a handful of files among hundreds had a "sexual aspect," but they were not pornography, she said.

"Alex is not into porn — he is into funny — and sometimes funny has a sexual character," Tiffany wrote in a nearly 2,000-word defense of her husband, posted on a Web site called patterico.com.

Of the several hundred files in the computer folder at issue, "the vast majority was cute, amusing and not in the least bit sexual in nature," Tiffany, a Torrance, Calif., lawyer, wrote. "The tiny percentage of the material that was sexual in nature was all of a humorous character."

The cache of material came to light while the judge was presiding in the criminal case against a porn movie distributor. A Beverly Hills lawyer who indicated he had a dispute with the 9th Circuit said he was the source of the Times article.

And Here's Why She's A Clueless Moron Blindly Supporting Him:

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Above is a complete cache of the files stored on Judge Kozinski's work computer. Were Kozinski working for the State in any capacity besides Judge he would be fired immediately for this alone. His wife claims he's 'into funny, not porn' but I'd like to hear her explain some of the files above. 'Camel Toe' at work, really? The man is a Judge and he's presiding over cases of censorship and pornography and he has images of nude women painted as cows on his office computer? Look, we've known for years about the endless problems in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. Nearly half of all rulings in the 9th Circuit are later overturned and claims of judicial activism are common. Do they really need a problem like this? Judge Kozinski made a major mistake in storing these files on a public, work related computer and he should pay for it with his job. It's cute that his wife is rushing to his defense but she should probably arm herself with the facts first.