The Word 'Ouch' Doesn't Even Begin To Describe This One:

A boy is recovering after having a butter knife removed from his head. According to local reports, a neighbor boy threw the knife at young Tyler Hemmert, causing it to be lodged between his scalp and his skull. Hemmert is reportedly fine after doctors removed the knife and gave him five stitches.

The money quote: 'I freaked out' was the youngsters' response.